The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

Schlag

A lazy relatively quite well educated bunch of inoffensive slaking loozers wandering randomly in Supermarket's parking lot looking for a good spot to smoke and share some darts

"Mais elle ne va pas trop capoter de vous zoner comme des gros schlags"?

by Trashlambert September 3, 2016

schlag

acting incredibly stupid or acting like a jerk

"Dude your such an ass to girls"

"Yeah your a real schlag"

by sdfSDFSdg May 4, 2009

schlommpings

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011

schloch

Short for "Arschloch", "asshole" in German.

Pronouced as "shloh" (the H is strongly pronounced)

A: 'SCHLAND!
B: 'SCHLOCH!

by grub_god April 18, 2016

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006