Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018

Schlapp

You'll Die

You'll Die

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Schlaeger

The act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circumsizing a bastard infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure MDMA shortly after.

"That doctor is famous for his precision Schlaegers."

"Probably because he shares the molly."

by Dr. mAd Gonzo September 8, 2011

schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Schlappers

A person who believes in something you don't.

"You guys are just a bunch of Schlappers"

by Unno Reverse January 10, 2020

Schnapper

When your booty flaps make a chicken sound

Millie: what’s that noise
Jack: my bums doing a schnapper

by GordonRamsay6969 April 10, 2020

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023