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Stumblebum

1. Someone who probably spends way too much time "stumbling" on the website Stumble Upon.

2. Someone who gets extreme, almost narcotic pleasure from searching the web randomly via a trained/custom program like Stumble Upon
3. Yo mama.
Sam is such a Stumblebum! I wish she'd quit junking up my Facebook wall with that weird $#*!
by Pi-Pie December 21, 2010
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Stumble-Fuck

A series of assumptions that start with "I think" which is twisted to "it's a fact".
When an uneducated opinion starts with "I don't think he's a racist" and turns to fact, "I know for a fact that he's not a racist". Then it's time to label the offending fucktard a "Stumble-fuck".
by Aztecsghost April 17, 2010
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scumble

The words fumble and scramble together ... Only happens in football (or Pro Evo) when somebody 'fumbles' the ball in the box and when there is a 'scramble' for the ball so a scumble is formed
Oisin: Shit the keeper dropped the ball
Cian:Come on get the ball
** Defender Clears Ball **
Oisin: Wat a Scumble
Cian: Got lucky ya cunt
by Oisinmc14 October 8, 2007
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stumbler

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."
by Diego September 4, 2003
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Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.
Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.
by MatthewJA April 24, 2009
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stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.
person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<
by TEEG November 11, 2009
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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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