sloop

The disgusting sound that you make with your mouth when you're eating anything from the raw bar at a seafood restaurant, especially clams and oysters. A combination of a vacuuming, slurping, and crunching sound.

To really get at all the meat in an oyster, you have to give it a good sloop.

by pentozali January 9, 2008

Sloop

the odd facial retardation that varies in severity amongst approximately 25% of the gay male population.

"wow, jared is so homosexual"

"how do you know?"

"did you notice his sloop face?"

by mikedipi January 14, 2009

Sloop

1:n. Sperm that pours out of the anus of a woman. Often after intense anal sex or rage-filled sex that involves a penis that is seventeen inches or longer. Often it is the consistency of toothpaste and a brown-gray color.

2:Slang refers to people who play more than five hours of video games daily

Man A: Yo I made some sloop yesterday with a whore.

Man B: Oh well I beat three of the fifteen video games I bought...

Man A: Fuck that shit man you're such a sloop bitch!

by Frank The Horney Giraffe February 26, 2010

sloop

sleep-poop

Guy: man, he slooped all over the couch at the party last night!

Guy 2: nasty, bro! clean it up!

by murrryyy marffyyyyy December 21, 2010

sloopy joe

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.

My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.

by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie January 11, 2007

shloop

n. a wet vagina

The wetter the shloop, the better the plooney.

by Dr. Mung March 18, 2004