Shin Smacker

Another word for a super long shlong. A huge penis, one long enough to reach a persons shins.

I may start dating lawrence, apparently he has a shin smacker.

by Fleet, Hampshire August 22, 2011

stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.

Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

One sacked

When a individual is non sober with either weed or alcohol.

Zack: Fam man’s one sacked....
Colton: Ya fam’s one sacked....lol

by one sacked September 26, 2018

Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.

Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole

My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!

by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019

Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

Sackreligious

When an atheist follows his sack and pretends to be religious in order to penetrate a good Christian girl.

'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hot Christian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'

by Anonymous submissions December 19, 2017