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Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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Cajun rodeo

When she puts tapatio on her dildo and sprinkles tony chachere's Creole seasoning on it and uses it on herself
How long can she hold on? That's the cajun rodeo
Dont get with her, she's been through a Cajun rodeo
by elkenstein January 13, 2019
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Sweedish Rodeo

A sexual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: "I have AIDS" into the females ear. The male then tries to keep his penis inside of the female.
Suzie: "Get it out of me you sick-o!"
Phil: "Yeehaw!"
by Alexander Rosborough May 27, 2004
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Swedish Rodeo

Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.
"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"
by Killzor August 23, 2003
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A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
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cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it
1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it
by RAGMAN April 5, 2004
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