Double Rods

Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.

Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!

by stevo642 October 1, 2010

rod of life

Male reproductive organ

I disperce onto thyne face, from my rod of life, my fine seed.

by ChrisTheDog August 4, 2010

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.

Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.

by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016

Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty

'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'

by squipjuice March 25, 2021

Mozz Rods

(noun) - Those delicious, deep-fried, cheesy (or at least ostensibly made out of cheese) snacks that are the staple of pub food, late night grill orders, and hangover noms. Too many of them can stop your heart. Particularly good with pomodoro or marinara sauce.

(At Quincy Grille) "I ain't your bitch - get your own damn Mozz Rods!"

by Noshit Narwhal March 17, 2011

Penis Rod

A "Penis Rod" is usually a male who is a constant irritation of sorts. This term can be applied to anyone that has a severe problem with being a consistant annoyance.

Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )

The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!

(While playing Halo 2) Those Elite alien bastards are being complete Penis Rod's throwing all those grenades !!!!!!!!

or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 26, 2006