Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

recession

a solid collection of prehistoric ingredients referring to the colossal time trap between the 18th and 19th centuries with a dash of tapioca pudding

You better pick up that recession over there by that turtle or else you will get pregnant and die.

by kdizzle90210 March 10, 2008

recess wedding

Recess weddings are in elementary school on the playground in places usually hidden fron teachers. These events happen when Little Timmy and Sarah hold hands for the first time and decide to pop the recess question. These can happen anywhere from 2nd - 5th grade and the more popular you are, the more people will want to come to your recess wedding. Popular kids usually hype up their recess weddings the most. When caught by teachers, it ends in everyone getting in trouble or in some cases, no recess for a period of time. Sometimes, teachers have to deal with recess wedding epidemics (when popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone magically has one as well and if you don't, everything you do is irrelevant.) Recess wedding epidemics last about a week to worst case scenario, the rest of the year. Basically, here's some abbreviations for everything:
RWE= Recess Wedding Epidemics: a span of time where popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone has one too, lasts about 1 week - the rest of the year.
RW = Recess Wedding(s) see definition
see recess wedding epidemics, recess relationship

Kid 1: Man, Jimmy and Sarah are over there with a bunch of people.
Kid 2: I think they're having a recess wedding.

by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.

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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!

by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013

Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.

Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.

by lady xyz June 13, 2008