Roach Olympics

A smoking "game" where the last person in a group to hit the end of a blunt/joint (called a roach) wins. Because of the small size, passing and hitting roaches requires some degree of dexterity. Many people opt to not hit roaches - winning the roach olympics is a feat of endurance.

"If you superman that roach, you'll get a platinum medal in the Roach Olympics, man."

by pxlated February 25, 2010

Robairtoe

The rare Robairtoe is said to have inhabited the mountainous regions of Norway seeking food and shelter in man-made caves. While avoiding all contact with civilization he manages to invade Canada with a polo stick in 1982 and since then he has been spotted lurking around the Calgary region and sometimes, Scotland. You might say that he harvests tomatoes for a living, but I, such as all other respectable historians in this matter, believe that this is totally the opposite; He eats them for breakfast. But why breakfast? That will remain a mystery for future generations to ponder. He can be decribed with three words; large, big and huge. But I digress these remarks for the sole reason of photosynthesis on his part. Yes, even though he is known to vigorously consume tomatoes and mantoes it is also true, to a point, that he can perform the satanic ritual known as photosynthesis. For what purpose you wonder? I say it's the damn Canadian government's fault, driving him into insanity. We may never know the true meaning of the elusive Robairtoe but we do know one thing: you can't bake a pie without eating a few trees. Robairtoe has been known to start fires and do barrel rolls without warning, so if you see a fire or even a brick, know that even the passenger gets in trouble. Yes, he has his faults but who can blame him? I sure as hell can. The rise in gas prices, terrorist activities and slump in tomatoe production have all been traced to this one entity. But finding this thing is harder than fucking a window; you just can't do it or in most cases, you don't want to do it. Because of his large mass bullets or regular munitions of any type are rendered ineffective as they tend to either repel or start obitting around him, this works to his advantage. I've even seen him swallow a box of live grenades as if they were oranges! Killing him would solve many problems but how the hell do you do it? I'll answer this question by just saying "No".

Joe: Whoa, did you just see Robairtoe eat that tank?

Vlad: Ham sandwich indeed?! I demand satisfaction!

by Vlad December 14, 2004

robaleeted

The practice of hateful posting to solicit hateful replies and then deleting the original post to make those who reply look deranged.

The troll robaleeted his post that Obama was the antichrist after the thread became a flamewar.

by Palooka_Joe August 30, 2011

roachin'

to excessively use someone elses belongings, usually food, in an attempt to survive off said individual, like a roach.

When one doesn't have materials they desire and attempts to get them from another person.

If you're hungry eat now, don't wait until we're at my girl house and then start roachin' in her refridgerator.

That girl doesn't have any clothes of her own, so whenever we go out she always roachin' in my closet for somethin to wear.

by J.Hayes November 4, 2005

roach

1. The end of a joint.
2. (British slang) The bit of rolled-up cardboard you put at the mouth-end of a joint.

by hux May 22, 2003

roach poach

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.

I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!

by Xeneth Sparda December 7, 2004

roachanator

Basically, a device used to efficient utilize the small, roach end of a blunt. A roachanator is comprised entirely of a plastic bottle with two holes burned through it (both holes are located at the end (or bottom) of the bottle. One is used as s carb and the other, which is perpendicular to the carb, is what the roach is inserted into. To hit a roachanator, one must insert the roach into the roach hole and hold the carb as they inhale through the top of the bottle. When the bottle is filled with smoke, one must then cover the top as they exhale. The user must then release the carb as they inhale the remaining smoke in the bottle.

A roachanator is also sometimes referred to as a Ralph Nader or Ralphanader in reference to the pro marijuana politician.

Dan: I made a roachanator for the blunt.
Me: Fuck you.
Dan: Don't you wanna get fucked up?
Me: Ok.

by JJBroChill17 December 27, 2007