by Arturo August 26, 2003
Get the relaly mug.Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
by Anon09876 February 24, 2018
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by Patty Ben October 17, 2008
Get the relaximum mug.Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
by DrummR4GOD September 8, 2009
Get the relaxicator mug.babe, i am so excited. i finished all the holiday shopping...let's relaxabrate with a glass of egg nog & brandy!
by tessamama December 17, 2009
Get the relaxabrate mug.by LTS412 January 1, 2010
Get the relaxationing mug.I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.
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by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010
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