butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

Emo Rangers

A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".

Go, go emo rangers? Visit www.emorangers.com for more information.

by crazyrabbits May 29, 2005

runner-runner

(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.

That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.

by Coell December 28, 2005

anal ranger

A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch

"Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an anal ranger in Brokecrack mountain that he had to ride all the way to mexico to get his cornhole filled!"

by Jake Gillenhall August 27, 2007

power rangers

A show created in 1993 by Haim Saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the Super Sentai franchise. The basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ Machine Empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. Add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.

It's Morphin' Time! lightning bolt Dragonzord! Mastadon! Pteradactyl! Sabertoothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! zoom in on Red Ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal... POWER RANGERS!

by randomsegafanboy March 20, 2005

Rump-Ranger

An old flamer, usually in his mid to late 50's who keeps a close eye on the male rump. No one is safe from this guy, and he has a really bad case of "wandering hands." This term is derived from polish and/or irish background, and members of the Bonior family earned the name, which is why it is common today.

HEY, watch it! Don't let your wandering hands get anywhere near my ass! I hear the castro district is common mating grounds for Rump-Rangers

by RealRapRaw October 12, 2014

Ranger

Colloquial reference to the United States Army 75th Ranger Regiment, often referred to as "Special Forces" by people who don't know what they're talking about.

While the 75th is a Special Operations unit under the command of the United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC), they are in reality the best-equipped and best-trained light infantry unit in the world - Special Forces refer ONLY to the units colloquially known as the "Green Berets." Enlisted Special Forces operators are all non-commissioned officers of the rank of sergeant or above, while the Rangers encompass the entire spectrum of ranks from Private (fresh out of Ranger Indoctrination) up to Command Sergeant Major.

There are three Ranger battalions; two are stationed in Georgia and the other at Fort Lewis, WA.

Can also refer to a soldier who is not a member of the 75th Ranger Regiment who is a graduate of the US Army Ranger School (ranger-tabbed).

"This is my buddy Tom from 2nd Ranger Battalion."

"Oh, he's Special Forces?"

"No, you fucking dumbass, he's Special Ops. Special Forces is the Green Berets."

by pirate_falcon December 9, 2008