who's got the snaps on the petro

who's got the money for the gas

We rolled up to the gas station and i asked my friends,"who's got the snaps on the petro?"

by A.K.OG June 13, 2007

Petrolfied

an intense fear associated with petrol / gasoline

1) I'm petrolfied about rising oil prices
2) I'm running on empty and about 10 minutes' drive from the nearest pump - I'm petrolfied I'm not going to make it

by Alex M H October 17, 2008

Petro-ing

The act of pooping on another's carpet, and grabbing the person by their hair, and rubbing their nose in the shit, while making them apologize for their wrong actions.

I dont care if he said he banged my dad, ill be petro-ing him later on !!

by MWest in February 24, 2011

Petroczi

The most rare and righteous example of a person you'll ever meet. However, watch for their first name. If it happens to be natively Hungarian, they should be avoided at all costs. To be involved with one with a more modern first name, in any way, is a great honour in many cultures. Steadfast, outgoing, persistent and loyal, they ensure quality and completeness. Make great lovers and great friends. WARNING: Must be treated like celebrities!

I got into the club after they thought I was a Petroczi.

by josegalopez April 12, 2011

Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

Petrophile

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.

Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!

by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013

petrost

A crazy guy, mostly brunets, he may be cray and weird but really sweet on the inside. Uses words swag and twerk for everything. Problay the funniest and weirdest people you will ever meet.

He' such a Petrost!

by Kat0307 November 4, 2013