Putzmeister

1. Machine for covering up the military-industrial complex fuck ups (like meltdowns of Chernobyl or Tepco's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear complex with millions of tons of boron, sand, and concrete, in the hopes that, once out of sight (like the oil above the water in the BP Gulf of Mexico spill), nuclear terror will dissipate, and the public will go back to watching reality television.

2. A sensible person who puts putzes (like screw up executives who only think of having eight hours of back up battery life for the water cooling pumps) in their place, and makes them accountable legally and financially. Alas, the Putzmeister may be mythical. When was the last time that nuclear power executives were held accountable for poisoning the soil, water, air, plants, cows, or people?

The US is sending the Putzmeister that is being used to blend 32 tons of plutonium with Uranium as an "atoms for peace" initiative to Japan. It will be "too hot to handle" and will stay in Japan after burying the Fukushima reactor.

by Putzmeister Prime April 18, 2011

Putz

This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are

There is a putz drinking windex beside me

by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021

Phil Putzer

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness

Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"

by smilemegee February 5, 2010

tittytappin da putty tat

inserting a corncob into a golpher hole at a rapid pace

i am gonna start tittytappin da putty tat that works at my office because she is fine.

by skippy d November 1, 2007

putz

Technician's lingo form Yiddish word "putz" dick.

To change or alter something haphazardly in order to observe a result. Often done with no significant goal in mind and as a form of wasting time. Interchangeable with "dick around".

Someone who putz's with equipment on a regular basis instead of contributing a in useful manner may be called a putz monkey.

Work gave me an old sever to putz with.

by Waz3113 February 8, 2007

Patzy

An extremely kind and caring person who's one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's very funny and easy to get along with and is probably secretly a fairy in disguise.

Person: I just met Patzy yesterday! It felt like we'd been friends for months when we talked.

by balog1 March 20, 2021

Silly Putty

When you take your sack and stretch it to cover a girls face, similar to silly putty

Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.

by CDUNKMTOWN October 18, 2008