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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Sneck Punching

The Art of Punching someone in the Sneck.
Dude, i just got my degree in Sneck Punching from the Sneck Dojo of America.
by Gunars! December 21, 2009
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porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.
Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.
by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010
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Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.
Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.
by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012
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mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.
"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."
by Miya-chan June 11, 2018
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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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cone puncher

someone who smokes a lot of bongs

Originated from Error37's "Captain Cone Puncher"
chick on tinder: this guy's job on tinder says "full time cone puncher" what does that mean???

me, an intellectual: it means you should swipe right, my man
by retr0w0 August 7, 2018
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