Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

pokey-amorous

People who frequently engage in non-exclusive poking on Facebook are said to be pokey-amorous. Antonym: poke-nogamous

Karen, Aaron and Thib are in a steamy pokey-amorous relationship.

by MrSCCL2012 August 21, 2013

puke-jaculate

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

by matt311 February 16, 2014

puke fucking

Extended practice of throat fucking. You slide your dick down your partners throat (usually a girl) just like normal throat fucking, but when she has to gag you dont stop you keep going until she has to vomit and even then you don't stop pounding her throat, till nothing more comes.

Markus is puke fucking Sarahs belly empty to help her stay skinny.

by phynx69 March 10, 2017

Puke reflex

When you see a girl, and she makes you want to vomit—a combination of her past actions, her looks, and most definitely, her personality.

Ben: yooooo, Julia Calvin is soooo fit, man!!

Francesco: brev, stop tripping; she's giving everyone the puke reflex.

by urstrulyfran March 14, 2023

secret puke

The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.

Last night at the party, she had a secret puke and then chugged an IPA.

by Khuntrina May 5, 2013

Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

by cantbetheking July 22, 2014