puke handjob 

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.

I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.

puke handjob by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010

puke your ring 

To puke so hard that your ass ring comes out of your mouth.

"If you drink anymore you'll puke your ring."

puke your ring by Silentmalcontent November 26, 2017

puke butt 

The act of being way too drunk at a strip club and puking on a stippers butt in the middle of a lap dance.

I think Dean had a few too many tonight. He gave one of the dancers a bad case of puke butt.

puke butt by Lt. One-Eye October 11, 2006

Puke Out 

To puke out is to agree (when drunk, usually) to gay sex, but then sobering up and deciding not to have the gay sex.

Comes from a combination of puke and get out.

Joe: Yo dude, you said last night you'd give me head? What's the deal? You'd better not puke out on me!
Andy: I was drunk, I'm puking out!

Puke Out by JVJ April 13, 2011

puke dog 

Puke dog status can only be obtained by becoming overly intoxicated at a local watering hole, precedeing to dance wildly by one's self this person shakes his or her head so violently that when he/she goes to the bar to take a shot, the puke dog lets loose and blows terrible smelling puke all over the bar causing mass exiting.

Eamon Griffin is a Puke Dog

puke dog by Scottiepippin February 26, 2004

puke smoothie 

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

puke smoothie by meh July 4, 2006

puke-bubble 

the bubble of air that makes it's way through the puke you just left in the toilet

"dude, you just made a puke-bubble!"

puke-bubble by shabbadoo1987 March 1, 2007