Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up

dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with

by new-bie March 28, 2010

Lung Puke

A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.

"Ah, man I just had the nasitiest lung puke after smoking that bong."

by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 14, 2007

spite-puke

To vomit on a person, place or thing intentionally

a vomit-based reprisal

I spite-puked in her purse!

by StreetsvilleSpitePuke April 4, 2012

The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.

"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"

by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009

puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke

I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner

by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010

Puke Dukem

The act of running into a bar bathroom needing to vomit, proceeding to open a stall door and projectile puke directly onto someone who is taking a crap. Then, punching them in the face to eliminate the possibility of any retaliation.

"Dude we gotta go...like right now" "Why?" "I just Puke Dukem'd a guy in there, we don't have much time."

by prythirdeye November 6, 2011

Weaksuck Puke

Weaksuck puke describes someone that their actions, abilities, arguments, or positions are so weak and feeble minded that it makes anyone that comes in contact with them want to vomit (puke) profusely. Weaksuck pukes, can be conservative, liberal, atheist, agnostic, bible thumpers. Weaksuck puke has no boundaries.

John is such a weaksuck puke, he drags totally unrelated topics into an argument because he can't discuss the original topic at hand due to his complete lack of knowledge on the original topic.

by MaxiPriest April 28, 2011