pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

House Painters

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.

Send the house painters to him.

by Yuxne November 30, 2019

Mug Punter

A person that consistantly gambles more than they can afford. These Mug Punters generally have more hard luck stories than any seasonal punter has the time or patience to listen to. Generally can be found with their head in their hand after taking the 45th trifecter that came through 1,2,4,5.

Tim can't come out tonight as he did his nuts on the punt. He is just a Mug Punter.

by Craig Sinclare December 15, 2005

Pointerfuck

verb. When there is a picture of a hot broad on your computer screen and you move your mouse pointer in and out as if you were fornicating.

Steve-o: Check out this picture of Megan Fox
Gu: Oh yeah, I would do dirty things to her
Steve-o: Like this? (Moves mouse in and out of her vaginal region) How do you like being pointerfucked baby? You like that?

by OrtonBaker June 2, 2009