pucker

are those people who are so stupid and that you just love to hate
see dumbass

kimm you ae suck a pucker i cant believe you

why should i tell a pucker like you who this is...

by stephanie December 23, 2004

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

PUCKERED PORTHOLE

ANUS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?

by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008

pucker effect

tightening of the butthole. usually induced by an unpleasant surprise, or a feeling of imminent danger. when you know pain is coming.

(from EvE)
Player#1: "he was spamming the warp drive, as my ship was locking him".

Player#2: "he probably suffered the pucker effect".

(Jackass wannabes)
Jackass#1: "Mike, hold still for the camera while I hit you with this bamboo cane".
Jackass#2: .........suffers from pucker effect

by shake weight January 8, 2011

puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin

Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!

by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016

Ass Pucker

When you are scared suddenly or abrubtly.

Oh Shit! The "Black Ice" on the road really gave me an "Ass Pucker."

by Funny Lookin' Skinny Man March 12, 2007

Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010