Proton

The Proton is a bright orange car which you get stoned in daily.

I was cruising in the Proton the other day and I got pulled by the pigs.

by Flash Fear And Loathing Gordon June 29, 2009

Protonostalgia

A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.

"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"

by pleiades September 13, 2007

Protoplasm

The stuff inside your cells. When a person is bombarded with radiation, and they're organs turn to liquid that is protoplasm.

The cellular structure has been compromised, and the contents have turned to protoplasm.

by Saint of Games May 3, 2011

waste of protoplasm

Anyone who is obviously being stupid or self destructive in nature. Used to show disdain or contempt for an individual or group of individuals.

See that meth addict in the ER last night? What a waste of protoplasm.

All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.

by STONEDGOAT August 28, 2011

Carbon Proton Synthesiser

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

Protoman

A name for a person who seems to be antagonizing you, but who you later realize was helping you prepare for the inevitable.
From Megaman 3, where the character Break Man fights you multiple times, but turns out to be your brother who is helping you train for the final fight with Wily.

Common Protomen are siblings, Teachers, and Parents.

Guy: Man, that teacher is an ass!
Guy 2: You'll see, he's helping you. He's a Protoman.

by Namagem1 September 28, 2008

Proton

A positively charged subatomic particle. The Proton determines the type of element an atom is. It is composed of smaller fundamental particles called quarks. It contains 3 quarks (2 up quarks and 1 down quarks) making it a Baryon. The anti particle of a proton is the antiproton.

examples look up Proton on google images and research on it, also learn about the Periodic Table of Elements!!!!!!!

by AlbertinaEinstein May 27, 2007