child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Bryan-proof

Idiot proof.

“We need to make this game bryan-proof.”

by LeonidBrezhnev January 22, 2022

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are dead wrong.

by himguy November 9, 2008

proomie

Past, present, or previous roommates. also in reference to the poopie, poor, pretty, or pissed roommate, originating in room 307 with Groeninger, Coleman, Betsmo & Balls

Those proomies are obvi rexi, who like the plus sign, have perfect nips, and talk about shit

by BallsWalls March 30, 2007

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

Proompt

A magical word that engineers use to summon the power of language models to complete any task imaginable. It is often used in memes to represent the infinite possibilities of artificial intelligence and to poke fun at the sometimes-unpredictable nature of prompt-based learning.

"When in doubt, just add a proompt and let the AI do the work #promptmagic "

by firezbug March 17, 2023

Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.

My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?

by Shaq O'Neal March 15, 2009