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Procrastigame

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011
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Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
I'm not late, I procrastibate
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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procrastiface

"I could do this assignment, but I'll probably just continue to procrastiface."
by mynamesjono October 14, 2012
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Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
by BVids November 5, 2013
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procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.
He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating
by Redbeauty November 9, 2013
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Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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