Proats

A combination of the word protein and oats, given to the name of the mixture of the two. Proats are made by mixing protein powder with a bowl of oatmeal and usually adding fruit, nuts or honey etc...

This mixture carries no additional benefits over the two ingredients and only offers the promise of instagram likes and snapchat views. Proats are usually consumed by average gym goers just looking for Likes

Hey, what did you eat this morning?

Just had some proats, wbu?

Did you Insta it? Because it doesnt really matter if you didnt ...

by Kiritoluvsboobs November 20, 2016

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

prearranged marriage

Two children be set up for marriage at an early age but not yet sighing a contract for legal marriage until older. Mostly set up by parents. Children don’t get a choice in who they marry.

Becky had a prearranged marriage last week. She and her “groom” will be legally married when she turns 20

by Lingling888 December 18, 2017

Procrapinating

An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

ProBronosexual

when a lebron fan gets triggered by factual statements and stats and decides to defend tarnished legacy with false statements solely based off emotions

Joe decided to go probronosexual , when he heard AD was carrying lebron to his 4th ring

by Kaycee24 October 3, 2020

Prarthna

Someone who has a beautiful soul and just needs to discover themselves......she is such a lovely person that if you spend 1 hour you will fall for her.....she is very magical though a n introvert and passionate about building self

She is such an independent girl!so strong i mean she is such a prarthna!

by Ashlesha November 24, 2021

Probrabry

"Probrabry" is another variant of the word "probably"

You will probrabry pass the test if you study hard enough

by onion.yeunggg March 24, 2022