Pfize

(verb) the act of pursuing sex for a second time

“Hey man, you thinking about pfizing Erica?”
“Yeah, I might try to pfize her. It’s been two weeks, she’s due for a booster.”

by pfizemeister April 27, 2023

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

Dudley Prize

A consolation prize given to the person who comes in last place in a competition.

Term used to convey distaste for the societal need to congratulate everyone who competes, especially losers.

Term may have been inspired by the character Dudley in the Harry Potter books. See Dudley.

Athlete 1: I'm sorry you finished last.
Athlete 2: It's alright. I got the Dudley Prize!

by Dallyport November 27, 2013

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

by Wakahamillflame November 24, 2016

Nobel Pee Pee Prize

The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.

Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me

by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 14, 2021

Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.

by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023

winning the prize

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003