pope high school

a diverse school; contains mostly rich kids who shop at abercrombie and fitch but also contains people who think they are different(emo) and people who think they are ghetto and clog up the hallways on the way to lunch

Popekid: Man, Pope High School looks like a big bathroom with all that white tile on the outside.
Popekid2: hhah yeah, you're right

by Katherinepope October 1, 2006

The Pope

Leader of the Catholic Church

Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.

He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion

The Pope-"I am the Holy Father"
Jesus-"Call no one Father as there is only one Father in Heaven

by littlegeorge February 3, 2010

Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010

fool the pope

to masturbate
see choke the bishop

Those Italians love to take a nap after fooling the pope.

by FTL April 5, 2005

is the Pope Catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?

This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 23, 2006

Pope Urban

Creator of Urban Dictionary.

Not only did Pope Urban I topple idols through prayer, he also created this dope ass dictionary.

by Yondo September 29, 2008

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.

In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010