Poker Dick

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.

“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”

by Adwala76 March 18, 2022

Poker Cock

Similar to the commonly used term poker face, a poker cock refers to the state of maintaining a flaccid penis while subject to highly arousing content.

That kid has been watching porn for 3 hours, but he doesn't even have a semi. He has a fierce poker cock.

by pokercock March 9, 2017

Throat Poker

A long penis that pokes the back of the throat during oral sex.

I totally throat fucked my bitch with my throat poker and she loved it.

by Argg February 14, 2012

poker leech

One who scours the poker room, seeking out the highrollers to attach themselves to.

Bro, hide your chips! Here comes the poker leech…

by UrfaveDP June 29, 2018

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win..

bobby dow is a poker newb

by www.borasisboobsandfinedairyproducts.org please help the cause and buy my milk : ) December 28, 2005

poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.

"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.

by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009