Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.

I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned

by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

THOT Poisoning

THOT Poisoning is a condition in which a person experiences physical and mental distress due to prolonged exposure to THOTy, slutty, bitchy, or ratchet behavior, particularly on the internet. Symptoms of this condition can sometimes resemble that of radiation or severe food poisoning. Unfortunately, THOT Poisoning is usually non-lethal but may cause extensive long-term psychological damage.

Symptoms of the condition include but are not limited to:

Headaches, Dizziness, Migraines, Indigestion, Nausea, Stomach Pain, Anhedonia, Depression, Aggressive Outbursts, Existential Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideations

The term Thot Poisoning was originally coined by YouTuber It'sAGundam on his secondary channel, "Gundam Redband", during his podcast "The privilege to bust my worthless hump". In that context, the term was used to refer to the feeling of mental unrest the YouTuber experienced after being exposed to the slutty and ratchet behavior of Twitch streamers.

Person A: Yo, did you see that THOT Alinity streamin on Twitch last night. Damn! She got them 12-year-olds all hard, misleading them, taking their parents hard earned cash 'n shit! She's gotta be stopped!

Person B: Man, that slut given me THOT poisoning! Finna get some Tylenol for this fucken headache.

by FilthySteve11 January 4, 2019