ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.
Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.
by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020
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poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are
Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare
by surelyiamblue February 17, 2020
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poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant
I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!
by rain coat June 24, 2022
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Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached
by General ellesse November 20, 2021
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Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.
Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"
by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
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