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Google Pause

The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.
Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....
by OarNahom March 18, 2011
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Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
by RedHorse April 10, 2008
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PAUSE

Yo, this ball is too big for that hoop. PAUSE
by Rascal530 April 2, 2015
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pouse

Opposite of couse.
Orig. in Aldershot.
Rob Tagliaferri is pouse.
by Michael Ridley February 26, 2005
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pusey

pronounced "pue-sea"

A Pusey is a term used for fat guys who have a very small penis.
So i hooked up with Lance last night he is deffently a "pusey".
by Lance Pusey October 5, 2007
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Paused

A FaceTime setting yo girl use when she cheatin
Yo my girl stay in paused
by Fighter22882 January 1, 2021
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pouser

Common misspelling of the word "poser," often used by stupid 18 year old boys to show how cool it is to be stupid.
What the fuck is with people that say they smoke GANJA and they really don't you fuckin POUSERS!!!!!!!!
by Screwbacca March 17, 2005
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