An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.
Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.
Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
by Beige Panic November 8, 2009
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Something from a previous time that is cool, and will always be cool. While most retro styles and things go out of fashion, something that is retro platinum will remain cool indefinitely. This does not describe something that only one person thinks will be cool forever, it has to be a general consensus.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.
Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.
Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!
Ex. 2
Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!
Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...
Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!
Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.
Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.
Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.
Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!
Ex. 2
Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!
Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...
Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!
Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.
by MikeBGSU June 2, 2009
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by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010
Get the plowing the field mug.This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
by Hunter October 23, 2004
Get the Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 mug.The act of making vigorous, emphatic love to a woman's mouth as she lays on her back and hangs her head off the edge of a mattress, couch or pickup truck bed (perhaps at a Busch League Nascar race). The man moves in a reciprocating, forceful, pile-driver-esque fashion. He may face in any direction he chooses. The goal here is to degrade, humiliate and / or hurt the woman in question in a hate-fuck type of way. Commonly used in pornography as a way of emphasizing the elephantine proportions of the porn-stud's blood-sausage.
Weel, I was plowing maw in the F-150 after the funny car set and that damned bitch Sally stabbed me with a broken bottle when I bust in her eyes.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
Get the Plowing Maw mug.noun: The highest form of Hossery that one can obtain. Platinum Hosses can't get wet, can't be hit by cars, and can walk on water.
"C'mon Eric, You could be the first Platinum Hoss ever."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
by Matt Ruben January 3, 2005
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