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perpfisting

Perpfisting is practically the most revolting form of fisting possible.

You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.

When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.
Perpfisting is a fine way to spend lazy gray Thursday afternoons.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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perpheads

People will try to compare communities to perpheads and as a result its dick has been stretched by too many autist fedora trippers.
big man: this gmod community sucks, perpheads is better
reasonable man: go fuck yourself
by altf7urself November 11, 2017
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Perp Itna

A word used to define posers, or wanna be's. For example, someone who thinks anti-prep means not being confined to one corporate clothing line. (WTF????) Someone who does not realize that they are actually a prep. Believed to have been originated in the song "Perp Itna", by Straight Edge.
Girl 1: I love The Misfits!!
Girl 2: Do you know any of their songs?
Girl 1: uh....
Girl 2: What a perp itna
by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011
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Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve
Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.
by Monkey December 14, 2003
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Perpetual Jet Lag

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.
Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."
by theroosterman February 8, 2010
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Plerpaderp

Noun
One who is awkward and/or derpy.
synonyms: guacward, fumbling, socially inept
"Look at dat dude. What a plerpaderp."

"Urgh I'm so plerpaderpy today."
by #NicoSloth April 23, 2019
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perpendiculation

1. The field between two lines that are not paralell.
2. Activity within such a field.
1. The perpendiculation between the two avenues is occupied by a vacant lot at the tip and a residential area at its base.
2. The perpendiculation of the speedometer indicates the vehicular acceleration and deceleration.
by Julian Steptoe November 27, 2007
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