One who may claim they are from the boonies and fucks there cousin often seen bumming cigs off of there mother while calling there sister a cunt in public. Thell most likely have a 12 year old in there passengerseat on there way to defend themselves in court
Ex:1 Dude you had like 3 beers and now your acting like a Picard
Ex:2 bro it's not insest if there youse second cousin
Ex:2 bro it's not insest if there youse second cousin
by Alleghenyasshole June 18, 2019
Get the picard mug.A retarded penis usually curving to the left a ways, creating awkward sex with a male or female. Most likely to go in "the wrong whole".
-Girl: "OMG did you have sex with him last night?
-BFF: " yeah, it was terrible... he was a Ptard and was doing my pee hole the whole time!"
-Girl: "how terrible!"
-BFF: " yeah, it was terrible... he was a Ptard and was doing my pee hole the whole time!"
-Girl: "how terrible!"
by yourfagmother March 9, 2011
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Get the Pizard mug.A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.
Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.
Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.
Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.
by jedi marf October 19, 2013
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1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.
1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.
by onewaydsp October 23, 2010
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by SnG. April 4, 2010
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by notPicarding June 13, 2011
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