flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

poleted

To be deleted by Polina the maid.

'OMG polina just poleted me, roflcopter!'

by Cradge Jockstrap Skidmark August 7, 2008

paolette

A girl who needs to pluck her eyebrows.

Dang girl, look at that paolette!!

by Blandtrebor January 20, 2008

piglet

A cop in one of those three wheel golf cart looking vehicles.

We knocked over that piglet and he was like a turtle on his back.

by zebrok February 15, 2004

piklet

the propper term for a 'crumpet'

im having 2 piklets for breakfast

by jethr0w December 9, 2010

piglet

A man who fits the definition of pig, but is well meaning.

Men are piglets.

by belle.tenor August 14, 2012

Piglet

A man who let's a piggy obese girl, have her way with him.

Bobby proved to be a true piglet when he let Kandy satisfy herself while he pretended to be asleep.

by MC LUX January 14, 2015