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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
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Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
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Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.
Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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ponteah

A sexy persian girl that usually gets all the guys at parties.
Hey what's going on?
That ponteah over there is getting all the guys!!!
by HBIanJ January 31, 2010
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pineappl-anol

A Home-brewed drink fermented from pineapples or pineapple juice.
OH, Martin, this is some good pineappl-anol you've made
by monkeycmonkeydo August 22, 2006
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pinterest whore

It makes you think you're a DIY queen and that you can transform your home into something so spectacular out of elmer's glue, shoe boxes and paper plates.
shes such a pinterest whore

yeah im jealous just look at her earings
by cherry hearts June 3, 2022
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