piddlekrumper

noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid

verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid

guy 1: where did john go last night?
guy 2: He left with sarah.
guy 1: wow what a piddlekrumper

by orangesurprise December 3, 2011

piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse

Oh Piddle popper that hurt

by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016

piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

Piddle podding

When a female dominates a male in the art of hand to hand combat.

That lady is really piddle podding that dude!

by Newyorkyankee17 August 13, 2017

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

piddlydunt

jack-shit

You don't know piddlydunt.

by Phych October 7, 2017

Piddlefif

Something that is not true

Oh that’s just piddlefif!

by Puff fuff June 30, 2018