Phallustrious

A person who is well known, respected, and admired for their Big Dick Energy.

Kim Kardashian was DTF, which was why the phallustrious Pete Davidson was her first choice.

by ObediahPolkinghornIII August 8, 2022

Phallusopher

NOUN
A phallusopher is typically an alpha-male who studies thinks about or measures phalluses all day.
...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates

...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates

by Robilioso October 31, 2022

phallusingress

the fetish of giving oral pleasure to a male by mouth to his penis.

Nidhi's phallusingress was fulfilled by john.

by Xenuz December 30, 2022

Phallusian

Phallusian is a highly advanced term referring to an individual identifying as a "penis". At some point, a Phallusian will most likely undergo an operation to have an appearance similar to a phallus. Afterwards, anything touching a

Phallusian will provoke sexual stimulation, causing a state of prolonged erection. When a Phallusian is able to ejaculate semen, it is considered an entirely new species.

A Phallusian is popular among teenagers as older females prefer engaging intercourse with Phallusians.

I love having sex with a Phallusian

by Unused toilet paper August 13, 2023

Phallusy Fallacy

The wrong conclusion that just because someone is a dick, they must also be wrong.

I know he's a dick, but that doesn't mean he's wrong. That's a phallusy fallacy.

by Mal Adjusted October 1, 2024

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

phallucination

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017