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Phallusopher

NOUN
A phallusopher is typically an alpha-male who studies thinks about or measures phalluses all day.
...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates
...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates
by Robilioso October 31, 2022
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phallusophy

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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