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Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.
"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."
by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009
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Twin Peaking

When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.
Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate

Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-
by bin.mint July 26, 2017
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pop a perky

Popping a perky is basically popping a pill thats used in Migos' song Slippery.
'Pop a perky just to start up, Two cups of purple just to warm up...'
by smithyb989898 February 6, 2017
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Cristiano Peak

An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets
A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat

B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021
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Peak oil

The maximum rate of world oil production. With the exception of a few anamolies due to unusual geology and other various factors, every oil field follows a pattern in its production where oil production increase as it's first developed, reaches a maximum point or plateaus at a lesser artifical maximum, and then declines from then onward. When this maximum production is reached on a worldwide level, that is peak oil.

The real interests of this are of course the effects decreasing oil production will have on the world economy if the mainstream is not converted to a different alternative energy infastructure beforehand. Since the world economy's infastructure is so heavily dependent on oil, the price of everything else will go up as well as oil (which will skyrocket as the price of oil has been kept at an artifical low for the last several decades by excessive supply), and the economy will come to a crashing and spectacular finish as the world is thrown into super depression and the social instability that entails. More dire predicts based on the reliance of modern agriculture on cheap oil speak of a massive dieoff as the world's food production, some claim, will no longer be able to support a world population above 4 billion.

Armed with such predictions, many peak oilists are strong advocates of alternative energy in the hopes these apocalyptic scenarios don't come to pass.
Examples:
1. Dude: Things will be like a paradise on Earth forever and ever. Nothing bad will ever happen to us ever again. Human genius can solve every problem no matter how unrealistically dire, just like TV!

Dude2: But your forgetting... PEAK OIL!

2. Unfounded optimism won't move your car.
by We are all so screwed! March 29, 2005
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A Penky

To have a wank over someones facebook profile.
"I heard he did a Penky over (insert relevant person)"
by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009
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the sneaky peeky

When you're banging a chick doggystyle and FaceTiming with one of your bros secretly at the same time
Mossimo: yo when I bang Hannah tonight I'll give you the sneaky peeky

Mike: aww dood thanks
by DhansonTho October 17, 2013
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