parlerphile

One who uses far right safe space Parler for their social media needs

Bob didn't get his news from a regular source, instead he relied on his parlerphile ring for his information

by Drprim December 29, 2020

Parlez-vous

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little

Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!

by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021

paralyzationalism

a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.

ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
chat: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

by dodean March 3, 2021

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

micheal parlier

the person with the worst haircut, school-shooter. Worst shoes, Bad phone and life

he is such a Micheal parlier

by Yeet boii March 10, 2017