paris hilton

The coolest gurl eva

jonny: hey did ya see da simple life last night?

alex: yeah paris hilton wuz so funny remember "wait wats walmart... is it like stuff for walls." lol

by hottguysluver December 26, 2007

paris hilton

only the best role model ever
1. singer
2. model
3. actress
4. author
5. rich
6. pretty
7. famous
8. philanthropist

you put that on your resume and then you can talk.

i want to grow up to be just like paris hilton

by ilove April 20, 2008

paris hilton

An admiravel girl that do and talk that think, don´t import it that the other people think about, fuck this nerds that loose your time talking about her acts, I lov her and your friend Britney Spears, They are awesome.

Gossip Magazine: -Paris Hilton go to jail this week for driving drank!!!
I: Fuck, you motherfucker reporter, go to hell sucker. I´m right you would like is in the her place... You hypocrite!!!

by Carlito123oliveira April 7, 2008

Paris Hilton

1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).

1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"

by portapussman August 3, 2010

Paris Hiltons

Female correctional facilities in California.

That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.

by dougless May 23, 2007

Paris Hilton

The only person whose nude fakes are real

Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!

by Reason user September 26, 2008

PARIS HILTON

1. What happens when one kills all of their brain cells as a result of being a spoiled child.

2. An action deemed worthy of the Darwin Award.

You just pulled a Paris Hilton, didn't you?

by Sara A. September 7, 2008