marijuanaisms

The technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern English and law. There is currently a grassroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission.

I got a test on IM tonight. I'm studying for Marijuanaisms 101. Then I have to go ALL the way across campus to facebook for Medical Marijuanazation and my cloning final. fml.

by Shannonisms February 19, 2011

Marijuanasorus

A Jurassic period herbivore, looking similar to the Brachiosaurus only with a shorter neck and a distinct red yellow and green stripe. Another characteristic is their form of vocalization resembles a crude coughing or hacking sound.

Oh wow that Marijuanasorus sure was a fat mutha fucka.

by Bailsworth June 14, 2011

marijuanacorn

A mystical, pot smoking creature named Juan.

John: Did you see that Marijuanacorn?
Sam: Yes, John, I did. It was magical.

by latinoss April 24, 2012

Marijuanafication

The transition from being against legalization of marijuana to becoming a stoner, a full supporter of the legalization, use, and sometimes even "abuse" of marijuana.

Bob: "Guess what, Fred.!"
Fred: "What.?"
Bob: "My marijuanafication was a success. I started smoking and as I continued to toke more, I decided I'm never going to stop smoking now."

by MufasasNotes February 26, 2013

marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

by kindofanicon June 10, 2018

Marijuana

A beautiful, misunderstood substance.

I just smoked two bowls of sweet sweet marijuana and felt like telling everyone how great it is.

by madbluntz May 6, 2019

marijuana

THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine

"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"

by stonerman420 August 27, 2003