parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.

I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.

by 1000yrdstare September 19, 2019

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017

chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.

I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.

by jugghandler July 5, 2016

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.

Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.

by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023

academic parachuting

when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.

We are tired of universities coming in and preforming academic parachuting with no lasting impact.

by goodlogophile December 20, 2022