Oral Orbit

The measurement from mouth to genitals. Simply for establishing a sufficient partner for 69. The greater the disparity in oral orbit the less likely 69 will be pleasureful for 69ers.

Chris says " man i love when a chick sucks you off and you get to dig your tongue into her beaver."

Joel responds " yeah i know what you mean man danielle damico and i have an amazingly similar oral orbit, her beaver is always 100% in my face!"

by thomas1234 March 9, 2008

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anal orbit

dingleberries that hang around the corn hole are said to be in anal orbit

that anal orbit was tremendous

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

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Orbing

It's when an angel decides that he's sick of dealing with you and turns into a blue orb mist that dissipates. With this special gift, you can teleport anywhere.

Girlfriend: Can't we talk about this?
Boyfriend: Fuck you Bitch, I'm orbing outta here.

by OoUNSTOPABL3oO February 27, 2009

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Orbit

Plural: Orbits

Definition: Kpop fandom which religiously stans LOONA.

Oh cool you are a Blink, I’m an orbit.

by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021

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are either the living breathing scattered fragments of einstein's reincarnated braincells or are deranged bridge hermits who rock in bed with a horse crotch. either way, they are huge simps for a korean girlgroup called Loona and are delusional dumbasses with trust issues.

PS. NEVER trust an orbit

" LOONA TEASERS TONIGHT!"

"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."

"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"

"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

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