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Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob
Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth
by 3d1technology1 May 2, 2018
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optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.
Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.
by Gabriel March 21, 2005
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optimisticism

A combination of optimism and mysticism. When a philosopher or undergraduate student or other fanatical thinker comes up with a proof for why life is not a chaotic series of meaningless events ending in death. There are always serious problems with these arguments, so "optimisticism" always carries a negative connotation, similar to quaint or foolish.
Hegel's arguments for why mankind will one day see the realisation of the full freedom of the "spirit" in the real world add up to nothing but optimisticism.

The hippies thought they could create the perfect world with their optimisticism.

The president's speech was littered with the usual optimisticism about the "free" market.
by moe sizlac October 19, 2007
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Optimistic

One who thinks a woman is going to end her phone call just because she has said “goodbye then”
Mark’s girlfriend called him yesterday afternoon and he was optimistic that he could make it to dinner with us but 24 hours have passed and they‘re still talking
by Oettam0022 January 21, 2019
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cautiously optimistic

A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.
Joe Boorman was cautiously optimistic on whether his wallet would be found.
by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004
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Optimist

A fun ass boat that kids 7-16 sail. Its a boat that only holds one person.....don't put your Dad into it!!! lol
Look at his optimist!! (opti)
by Sailing Master March 23, 2007
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terminally optimistic

Men aren't pervs, they are just terminally optimistic.
by Mom424 June 13, 2008
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