Option 14

When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.

Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.

by Ingonish March 28, 2022

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.

What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.

by slattscoo January 28, 2021

Option A

A code name for a really shitty roommate who never cleans up after themselves or takes any responsibility for their actions. Goes long periods of time without showering or washing any of the clothes they put on. Tends to act very promiscuous sleeping with older men and possibly drug dealers all while having a boyfriend. Also a good chance of scabies infestation due to the previously mentioned promiscuity.

"Oh shit Option A is back" Followed by an overall lack of enthusiasm and annoyance from other roommates

by Maverick and Moose February 24, 2010

Option E

To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.

My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.

by TheRon and Virage December 9, 2008