orienteering

The act of going down on a girl who doesn't take care of her pubic hair.

Man, going down on her last night was nasty, I had to go orienteering.

by Leslie February 27, 2005

The Orient

A place white people haven't conquered yet, but are trying to really hard.

"China is no longer The Orient, South America is."

by Niles0000000 November 19, 2013

Sexual orientation

What you want to fuck.

My sexual orientation is heterosexual, i want to fuck the opposing gender
My sexual orientation is homosexual, i want to fuck the same gender

My sexual orientation is bisexual, i want to fuck two genders

My sexual orientation is asexual, i either don't want to fuck things, or rarely want to fuck things
My sexual orientation is pansexual, i want to fuck your emotions/personality

by ThisGuyHasThreeThumbs April 30, 2015

Orient

A large city south of the states capital, Columbus, Ohio. This area is inhabited by unusually wealthy people that do not have real jobs. The city is very diverse, people in all shades of white. 1988 chevy camaros and jacked up trucks cruise the streets, every girl between the ages of 16 and 21 is pregnant or a proud mother of a couple kids. Beer flows like water and every person rocks a cut off tee or a jesus piece. Each citizen owns 7 or 8 cars most of which can start and even be driven.

"I need me some oxys let's head to orient"

by orientboi4life February 14, 2012

orienteering

another word for getting lost, you go out in a field with a damp map and you have to find stupid numbers that people have changed so we get it wrong

"yo dude, we got orienteering next"
"yeah i know, you comin' down the chippy then?"

by P5y/\/\()/\/ July 3, 2007

Gender orientation

A made-up word used by people or organizations who need to check nondiscrimination boxes in order to sound appropriately enlightened and informed. Gender orientation is a mash-up of gender identity and sexual orientation, neither of which have any correlation to the other.

The job posting mistakenly listed gender orientation instead of gender identity as something they don't consider when hiring.

by Bagelsworth October 10, 2018

Orient Express

To toss a large amount of salt in ones eye to try and temporaryly blind them.

Man I can't believe he just gave me an Orient Express..I can't see shit!!

by Charlie Malo June 18, 2009