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octopussy 

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.
OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?
octopussy by owlslife October 28, 2023

Octopussy 

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.
“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”
Octopussy by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Octipussen 

In a business environment:
One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events.
One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to remain in control of their business environment.
The receptionist called in, the office manager was at a funeral, and the project manager had a vacation day. John, the Human recource manager, had to cover their jobs.
John was about dead when he came home, he was octipussen all day.
Octipussen by slime ball February 9, 2009

Octopushy 

A Wipeout obstacle, in which contestants jump over tentacles on a circular platform.
I lost Wipeout on the Octopushy round.
Octopushy by colink May 23, 2016

Octopuss 

Verbe:Having sex with 8 women at the same time
Can we do octopuss?
Octopuss by Thehomoesthomo March 11, 2018

Octopissy 

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear
Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?
Octopissy by WainyC70 September 10, 2018