Definitions by WainyC70

Octopissy 

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear

Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?

Octopissy by WainyC70 September 10, 2018

Angus McWhirter 

An Angus McWhirter is
(a) a regular on 70s children's tv show, along side host Roy Castle and twin brother, Norris.

(b) rhyming slang meaning, making a woman squirt whilst in the throws of anal sex.

Blimey, I rogered the missus so hard up the log flume she did an Angus

Angus McWhirter

Angus McWhirter by WainyC70 June 28, 2018