Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

nonce

Shannon Brigs

You are a "nonce" Logan Paul and Jake Paul and the rest of Vietnam

by Hanifreij95 January 7, 2020

Nonce

a boy who obsesses over younger girls

Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce

by Hajakaoaosodoso August 19, 2019

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012