Nolan

nolan is super hot

Wow nolan is really hot today

by asaaaayyyaa December 9, 2018

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

Nolan Anders

Nolan Anders is a fat prick.

You're clearly a Nolan Anders if you call everything gay.

Nolan Anders is the most overweight person ever to live.

by Whiteskinned October 5, 2019

Nolan Middle School

A school where not having a girlfriend or boyfriend makes you scum and nobody understands the basic concept of keeping a relationship but that’s okay because their TikTok of the renegade has 40 likes and that’s their only source of self-confidence.

Poor thing, they go to Nolan Middle School!

by TotallyNotNamedDavid January 28, 2020

Nolan

A very cute boy. That's the only description you get, Nolan Pepper.

Now figure out how I am :)

- nolan is really cute
- ikr!

by olpko February 23, 2020

nolan

A unit that measures time. Particularly how late someone is running behind.

Man today I went half nolan. I was about an hour late.

by Saddatz November 6, 2020

Nolan

Typically the most handsom man there is. Kind loving and never takes a second to think about himself. Typically a church goer and is pulling girls. typically is only into one girl at a time. He never breaks there hearts though. Hes always there for the boys when its needed.

Hey look "Nolans sooooo hot"

by Jake From Stat3 farm November 27, 2021