The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.
He hunts at night. Close your window.
“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”
by Xmike223 December 1, 2022

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.
Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”
by Navajoboi November 24, 2018
